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C o n t i n u i n g D i s c u s s i o n s (4)
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1.Hotyellow
~Tom Sawyer
~Rodney Favors
~Michael Duarte
~Thomas Deitz
2.DHS Club
~Phil Sheline
~Danette Braunstein
~Egon Schnare
~Daniel J. Johnese
~Rob Harrison.
3.Free Sites
~DJE
4.How to write an ad?
~Tom Falco
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1.Debbie Wyman
~Effective advertising
2.Melanie A. Kozik
~Tax Time
3.Patricia
~UPS can kill your business
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1.How To Write Better Ad-Copy
By J.F. (Jim) Straw
Joke of the Day
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================== Word from publisher ====================
Greetings All
Welcome 135 new subscribers who joined list since last mailing.
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Recent surprising events with Hotyllow and Myfreeoffice,
left many internet users without their businesses. There
were some who invested their money in this company in
several ways not mentioning their webpages, established
links in search engines, all kinds of promotional material,
which became obsolete instantly.
Some of you might be recalling company PIYB which
advertised in this newsletter and some of you bought in to
this. Later this company went out of business and as
far as I know, not everybody got their refund even
if it was promised. At that time, many people turned
their backs to me and some were accusing me of
their problems with PIYB.
I'm sure that many of you feel now what it is like
to be in shoes of those who appear to be associated with
the promoted business which goes under.
How do you now explain to your customers that
your business didn't deliver because Hotyellow went under?
How do you explain to people you sponsored and who looked
up to you, that you brought them on the ship on the wrong
course?
I had to go through this kind of questions and had to respond
to countless letters from dissatisfied customers of PIYB,
and explain to each of them that they paid money not to
me but to PIYB. That they responded to advertising in
my newsletter not to my offers.
I hope that those of you who remember this time, will
be able to see now the analogy and maybe better
understand the situation.
Any business you promote,or you will promote, might
go down, and the only way to get out of the wrong
relationship, is to plan on this to happen.
Since the US economy appears to be slowing,
we will see more of those bankruptcies. There
will be more people who will lose their hard earned
money and there will be more people who will
learn that having your own business is the best
business under the sun. It can be small but your own.
On the good side of this story is the fact that there
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From:Tom Sawyer
Subject:Hotyellow
Hi Bogdan,
I also have had an extremely bad experience with Hotyellow. I signed
up
and immediately upgraded to ebuck partner, got my own domain name and
started spending a lot of advertising money. I spent about $2200.00 over a
six week period. I recruited several hundred people and was receiving
notification that money was owed to me. After several weeks going by
without a single check, I decided to investigate. I spoke to my sponsor,
who had been with Hotyellow for a few years. He said that he was also not
able to get in contact with Hotyellow, and he was owed over $20K in
commissions. I see this situation as fraud and theft by deception.
Hotyellow continued to take money for services which they had no intentions
of providing, and continued to lead it's affiliates on by sending their,
"You've got money from HY98", emails. I am currently out of
thousands of
dollars, and would welcome anyone else who would be interested in starting
a class action suit against them. If you are interested in getting
involved with this suit, please send me an email @ tsawyer2000@yahoo.com.
I also have the Hotyellow address just in case anyone wants it.
Thank you,
Tom Sawyer
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From:Rodney Favors
Subject:Hotyellow
In response to Emily Page regarding free websites:
About a year or so ago I had a free web page with Hotyellow and was very
pleased with the service. That is until i got up one day and my web page was
gone. All of my pages, all of my graphics, all my hours and hours of work,
everything but my membership was completely wiped out. Several letters to
the company were never replied to. I never received any explanation as to
what
happened. Needless to say I don't like Hotyellow any more. Good luck, Rodney
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From:Michael Duarte
Subject:Hotyellow
Hi Bogdan,
After reading the mail about "hotyellow98.com"
which I have a web page with, it appears they
are no longer in business. They operated out of
Scottsdale, AZ and as I live in Phoenix, I called
the local number which is no longer working.
They told no one that this was going to happen.
I guess like so many others they got "bigitus" and
decided why would we tell anyone we were
going down the toobs....I sure get tired of this
crass regard for having so little regard for their
customers and then these companies wonder why they
don't make it.....
You have a terrific zine here Bogdan and I always look
forward to receiving it as well as reading the comments
of the members who send you mail..
Thanks for your time.
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From:Thomas Deitz
Subject:Hotyellow
Dear Adland,
Thomas Deitz here, (again) I would like to Thank You So Much
for
printing my comments about Hot yellow. Also I would like to thank Rhonda
Rosser for the update! (No more Hot Yellow?)--Jan 4, 2001
(Printed in your Adland Digest # 216 -Jan 5, 2001)
However that leaves me with yet another critical concern?
What happens to the Domain Name that I registered with Hot Yellow?
How can I Salvage the Wreckage? I would really like to keep the Domain that
I purchased through them! Please Help! (Almost Desperate)
Sincerely,
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From:Phil Sheline
Subject:DHS Club
Hi Adlanders,
Roy Hale asked.
>Has anyone joined the DHS Club? Which you can find
>at this link http://www.clubshop.com
I am Phil Sheline, A DHS Club VIP Member of the Discount Home Shopping
Club since 1988. The DHS Club Is For REAL and you get $15.00 for signing
up a new VIP Member plus $10.00 per month as long as that member stays.
The Benefits ? Great if you can use the things listed at the VIP
Benefits Site: "<a href="http://net-profit.net/Opportunity.html">
http://net-profit.net/Opportunity.html
</a> Referenced to:
<a href="http://net-profit.net/A-Benefit.html">
http://net-profit.net/A-Benefit.html
.
Sincerely,
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From:Danette Braunstein
Subject:DHS Club
This is in response to the question from Roy Hale about the DHS Club. I am a
member of this club and I think it is terrific! The benefits are great and
you also
get a very good residual income. Here is a listing of benefits for
VIP members:
Eyewear Discounts
Hearing Aids - Included in Shopping Service
Home Health Supplies
Preferred Dental Program
Phone Support & Discount RX
$1,000 Online Grocery Coupons
35mm Camera & 100 Rolls of Film
Automotive Discount Book
Roadside Assistance
Credit Card Registration
Legal Referral
Mortgage Reduction Program
Personal Safety Products Discounts
Discount Movie Tickets
Amusement Park Discounts
Golfers' Greenfee & Cart Discounts
Golf Equipment & Accessories Discounts
Ski Discount Book
Discover USA - 3 day Vacation Certificate
Florida 6 day/4 Night Vacation Certificate
See America - Hotel Discount Directory
Sea, Ski, Sightsee - Vacation Certificate
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You save big $$ everytime you shop over 50 online stores including Walmart
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From:Egon Schnare
Subject:DHS Club
Hi Everyone
This is a feedback for Mr. Roy Hale
Yes, I have joined the DHS Club.
I have been on the internet for several years now and I have tried out many
opportunities.
The remaining opportunity for me is the DHS Club. If someone is looking for
a serious and well built business with a strong background ---- this is it.
The Founders are Christians and strong believers.
However, it needs determined people who are not just larking around and
expecting big profits. This is a business which has to worked but then it
works. The big advantage is the immense support which is being offered a) by
the Club and b) by the VIPs (Vested Income Partners). We had more than 1200
members upgrading to VIP in December. There must be a reason.
I have created my own training site (more than 10 pages) for my downline and
guess ---- it works. Be a Sponsor ---- not only a Recruiter.
My residual income is raising every month. The cheques are coming in
punctually.
This will pay for my life when I am a pensioner.
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From:Daniel J. Johnese
Subject:DHS Club
The DHS Club is a single line downline club.
Everyone who joins after you is in your downline.
Sounds good, however, you have to upgrade to
take advantage of your downline. This costs $49 I
think (I was in it over a year ago and that was the
cost then).
Then, you need to get people under you to upgrade to
receive higher commissions. But, since you did not
sponsor most of these people you have very little
relationship with them. This makes it very difficult
to motivate them to upgrade. I would say that over
95% never do anything.
I dropped out because I felt it took massive promotion
with very little response. Oh people signed up for free
but very few upgraded.
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From:Rob Harrison.
Subject:DHS Club
Hi Roy Hale
I have also signed up as a free member and also received e mail daily if you
do get more light on them I too would like to know more.I'm not USA or
Canada res so I can not participate in they club discount.
Regards.
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From:DJE
Subject:Free Sites
Dear Debra Ginsley,
O.K. for you it wouldn't be FREE, just real inexpensive as in only
$100
to turn on a genuine E-commerce Website for life, which is quick and easy
to set up with a do it yourself on line utility. When others see what a
great
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As for hosting company ads on other "free" sites
they distract your
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Subject:How to write an ad?
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Hope this helps all my fellow Adland friends.
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Subject:Tax Time
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From:Patricia
Subject:UPS can kill your business
Hi Bogdan:
I still read your newsletter first and enjoy
everybody's comments.
I'm writing to advise anyone who uses UPS to stop
immediately and go with any other carrier including
pigeon mail. UPS has seriously undermined by business
by failing to deliver, by delivering late, by having
ZERO customer service and by refusing to reply to any
and all communications. Their staff is deliberately
ill equipped and ill trained. They fail in the most
elementary requirements of the service they purport to
deliver.
I am now putting together a dossier for a class action
law suit. Any reader who has suffered the nightmare
of dealing with this pathetic apology for a mail
service may send all particulars to me:
Mailto:patricia@dealonbracelets.com
I'll contact everybody and keep them informed. And
remember, ANY mail service on the planet is better
than UPS.
Kind regards,
Patricia.
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How To Write Better Ad-Copy
By J.F. (Jim) Straw
Nearly 20 years ago, I was a guest panelist at a seminar about
"Writing for Profit." -- All day long,the speakers had told the
attendees all about how to submit their written works to editors and
publishers ... what to expect in a publisher's contract ... how to
prepare a writer's proposal ...
primarily focusing on how to "sell" what the attendees had written.
At the end of the seminar, a panel of five "successful writers" ...
including me ... was introduced, with a list of each writer's works
and their individual accomplishments given.
The first few questions from the audience were nothing more than a
rehash of some of the information provided during the day. Then, a
young man stood-up in the back and said ...
"All day long, you've been telling us how to sell our written works -
but - how do youlearn how
to write to begin with?"
After the other panelists finished recommending English composition
classes; espousing the merits of good grammar and syntax; and advising
him to "just keep writing, you'll get better," it was my turn.
My answer was ... as usual ... short and to the point ...
"Read!"
Then, I had to explain what I meant.
If you want to be a Science Fiction writer, read every science fiction
short story and novel you can find. Immerse yourself in the type of
writing you want to do. Spend 80% of your time reading and 20% of
your time writing "sequels" to the stories you have read.
Today, the young man who asked the question is a highly-paid writer
... with a host of articles and
books to his credit. -- Last time I spoke to him, he thanked me again
for my simple advice.
With that said, I am now going to answer those of you who have
persisted in asking me ...
How To Write Better Ad-Copy
Right now, you're probably thinking, "Now he's gonna tell us to read
all the books we can find on
copywriting."
Wrong, paperback-breathe! -- The first thing I'm gonna tell you is --
after you've read all those
copywriting books for general knowledge; like learning English
composition, grammar and syntax -- throw away those books and ...
Read The Ads!
That's right. -- If you are going to write an ad to sell your
"fancy-dancy fishhooks," gather together every ad you can find that
offers fishhooks, fishing lures, fishing poles, or, even, fishing
boats. -- Read them ... reread them ... and read them some more. --
Don't even try to do any writing. Just read the ads!
Again, you're probably thinking, "That's old hat. Everybody tells us
to keep a swipe-file of ads
offering products similar to our own, then use those ads to write our
own ads."
Wrong, again, copycat-litter-breathe! -- If you only use your
swipe-file to makeup copycat ads, you will be committing ...
The Biggest Mistake Made By
Beginning Ad-Copywriters!
Unfortunately, most beginning ad-copywriters take a successful ad ...
offering a product similar to their own ... and simply change a few
words in the headline, rewrite and rearrange the paragraphs, maybe put
in an extra "bonus" of some kind, and try to use it to sell their
product.
Think about it! -- That would be like copying "Moby Dick" by changing
the whale to a great-white buffalo ... moving the action from the
ocean to the great plains ... and making Captain Ahab a Buffalo Hunter
with a missing arm. (Don't laugh. It's been done ... starring
Charles Bronson, if memory serves.) -- No matter how well done, it
would still only be an imperfect imitation.
In the business opportunity field, one of the most successful ads of
all time was Joe Karbo's "Lazy Man's Way To Riches" ad. -- Can you
imagine how many times that ad has been adapted, rearranged and
enhanced to sell someone else's opportunity information? -- Some of
the adaptations may have had some success but, just a few weeks before
he died, Joe Karbo himself lamented to me that none of his
copycat-ads; copycatting his own ad, had ever been successful.
Do the same thing I told the young would-be writer to do to learn to
write, spend 80% of your time "reading" ads offering products similar
to your own. Then ...
Spend 20% of your time writing
"sequels" to those ads.
The dictionary says a "sequel" is "A literary work complete in
itself
but continuing the narrative of an earlier work."
Where most of the ads that just copycatted Joe Karbo's "Lazy Man's Way
To Riches" ad were failures, or only had limited success, over the
years I have written no less than five "sequel" ads that produced
significant revenue for me. (One of them is the ad for my "How To
STRIKE IT RICH" book.) -- I never tried to 'copy' Joe's ad, just
continue his narrative to a different conclusion ... my product.
Use your swipe-file the same way. -- Read and reread those ads until
you have a complete story of the similar products being sold. Set
those
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