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Date10/14/2021 4:15:54 PM
PriceUSD 47.00
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ARE YOU *****Y😡 OR BLUE😔?
This News Is For You! You Can Harness The Power Of Your Inner-***** For Good NOT Evil.
From One ***** to Another,
I know there is a lot that you could be *****y about. These past couple of years, our world-changing overnight. If you are feeling *****y or blue, you know it does not feel good. No sane person would consciously choose to feel this way.

So I ask you, “Why are you *****y?”
You see, there is a reason you are a *****. I might awake feeling someone is going to die if I don’t get my Iced Almond Milk Latte. But, that is not who I am.

“I am NOT a Killer, I am just a Crazy-ass *****”
For that moment the Inner-***** has taken over. You need to lasso that *****. Because you are the Real ***** #1.
You are worried about money

✔ You can’t get into your favorite pants

✔ You are putting up with some level of **** in your life

✔ Spending more time at home is leading to 🙁

✔ You are not getting enough sex 🍑🍆
You are not in a totally unique situation. Just a silent one. The *****-O-Meter picks up current levels of *****iness in middle-aged women worldwide. As you can see, *****iness is at an all-time high.

*****es, it’s time to wake up and smell the coffee! The time is NOW for you to take control of your life. Here is your news flash 📰. You are not alone. Even better news, there is something that can be done about the *****iness 😇. You can be a ‘Better *****.’
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